Cousins From Malaysia?

Hey you guys.SHOCKING NEWS!I've found out that i am a Malaysian.And i used to speak Malay fluently!OMG!isnt that COOL?Yeah,i know im cool.Im too cool to be true.haha.Thats why im different than other people.I have yellow-ish skin.My thighs are BIG.hell yeah.And,the most important is i dont have freckles!(ive noticed all of this yesterday) :D
Okay here's how i knew all of this.
Last night,my mum gave me a handphone(yayy!new handphone! :D but,that phone looks so like a 200-hand handphone :)She said its mine and i have so many messages waiting for my reply.The latest message is from this one weird unknown number.I dont understand some words inside that message.Then i show it to my mum,she says it is from my cousin(from Malaysia).My mum says she(my cousin) is asking me what has happened to me,why didnt i reply her emails for so long.I asked her(my mum) everything about my cousins in Malaysia.She said i have 13 cousins from Malaysia.6 girls and 7 boys.(p/s:she said all my cousins are pretty and HANDSOME.I'll come to Malaysia a.s.a.p.Attention cute cousins,here i come! :D)Hey,wait wait,I have an email?What is an email?I think I'll better ask my mum,NOW.
Goodbye friends.See you soon. :)